Very, very silly

Random

I love the idea of a 'shinyotterometer'. Also protecting Aztecs from harm in battle.

I'd rather not address the 32 bars of soap right now, though.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shinyotter!

1. Shinyotter is the largest of Saturn's moons.
2. Shinyotter is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
3. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed shinyotter would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
4. A shinyotterometer is used to measure shinyotter!
5. Shinyotter has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
6. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The shinyotter state'.
7. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by shinyotter!
8. The word 'samba' means 'to rub shinyotter'.
9. Shinyotter will always turn right when leaving a cave.
10. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of shinyotter.

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